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Pet Soldiers: An Operators' Manual
Pet Soldiers: An Operator’s Manual
**GENUINE MILITARY SURPLUS**
**MADE PROUDLY IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA**
Disclaimer: The US Department of Defence is not responsible for, nor endorses the publication of its manual or its contents; and will not be held liable for damages to person or property incurred as a result of following the advice contained herein. Coverage of Mann & Co.’s limited respawn warranty extends to battle injuries, falls, mechanical and explosive dismemberment, drowning, thermal and radiation burns to the enclosed unit and his equipment only; but not to the operator.
The operator is responsible for exercising good judgement as well as due care and diligence when handling all weapons of mass destruction.
In addition to this document, the operator is also advised to peruse the attached complimentary copies of the United States Constitution (Appendix 1) and Sun Tzu’s Art of War (Appendix 2) before deploying the Soldier unit. In event of
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Vasylkiv, southwest of Kyiv, Ukraine
She stood in the doorway, clutching the frame with a grip that seemed to be holding her upright as much as it served to bar his entry into the home they once shared. Her voice, shrill with rage and yet punctuated with barely-controlled sobs, rang in his ears; the words flowing into a torrent that he struggled to keep up with. For a while, he wondered if his permanently altered psyche made it difficult to understand her, but her sentiments were clear enough – she was upset at the sight of him and wanted him gone.
“GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! Why the hell did you come back?! Where have you been all these years? What’s happened to your hair, your clothes…? You’re covered in scars! Have you gone completely mad? You promised to come back…!”
He weighed up the questions, struggling to tell which were genuine and which were rhetorical.
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